Day 1 was yesterday, around 6:30 pm. I decided to hop on the old elliptical machine upstairs. I thought I was going to DIE. DIE I TELL YOU! 'Was this always this hard? Why do my butt muscles hurt? My toes are numb, that's not good. Oh, I should probably inhale. Man, I'm thirsty. I wanna' get off this thing......no! You had two babies dammit! You can go for one freakin' mile on an elliptical machine. I don't care that it has taken 20 minutes to go half a mile! Keep on truckin' Miss Lady. Oooooo Good Eats is on.....mmm....tamales.....Oh my goodness! I've gone a whole mile! in just under 40 minutes! Woo hoo!!!! I should blog about this....'*
*Was my internal monologue.
And then I fell into an endorphin filled euphoria- also known as a long shower to all of you non-parents :)
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